Presented by CJ Entertainment/FILMZ
Presented by CJ Entertainment
A Film by Doo Sa Boo Film
The time is 1636 right after the Manchu war
China's Army was stationed in Korea and started to interfere
In Korea's affairs, which made the people's lives miserable
At this time of disorder, there were fools living by their own rules
Blood would be all over everywhere they went
Shameless fools doing anything for money...
There is no way to find out the truth about these people
But, people call them the 'Romantic Warriors'
I took a pity on the poor little thing Kim Min-jong
and made her my concubine Choi Sung-guk/Jin Jae-yeong
That ungrateful whore ran away
with another man
I want them captured alive at all costs
You'll get 5,000 more
Associate Producer - Je Jeong-hun
Oh, gods of the Mountains the Moon
and the waters
Let us be rid of these demons Producers - Heo Tae-gu Yun Je-gyun
Let the evil spirit be exorcised from this woman
God of heaven and earth!
Let us be rid of these demons
Not there...
Produced by Lee Ji-seung
Who the hell is out there?
Who are these punks?
Oh, no!
- Ah! - Oh, no! Oh my, my...
One stroke could mean ten thousand Ten thousand strokes, one!
Screenplay and Directed by Yun Je-gyun
Got any problem with it, punk?
ROMANTIC WARRIORS
You scoundrels Do you have any idea who I am?
Where are you taking me?
You want a piece of me?
Hold your trap, bitch! You SOB's!
I can see you don't know me
Do you know the Hong Kil-dong brotherhood?
You have no freaking idea who Brother Kuk-jeon is either
You no-name good for nothing bastards
Today is your last day
What the hell are you looking at?
I think we're lost
Yo-yee
Can't you stay with us again?
- I'll talk to my Dad... - Giving this to me for real?
Like it was before
Sure this is from China?
- I don't have any parents - Did you steal this like last time?
Tell me you didn't steal it like the last time
Yo-yee
Dal-rae
Say 'One' and an old lady
Lifts her cane
Say 'Two' and a bean-curd seller rings his bell
On three...
- That's not it - Dad?
- Ho hum! - What's wrong?
I told you
not to hang around
Get lost!
I took pity on you as an orphan and fed you
But you dared to leave us?
You idiot thank your stars
You got lucky because of Lady Fei Fei
A job well done, boys
Big Brother
we aren't beggars
This just isn't enough...
So... you're running your mouths
to be treated like professionals
Nonsense!
Five coins aren't enough?
I get the same boneheads!
I even send money home and get to save the rest
Brother don't worry
Lower your gaze!
Shut your mouths!
Knew it was mine
Told you to stay still
Pang!
You fool!
Fei Fei doesn't talk about me?
No
- Not even a bit? - No
I know she does
you fool
Get something tasty to eat
After I become rich...
we can live together happily little sister
Say 'One' and an old lady lifts her cane
Say 'Two' and a bean-curd seller rings his bell
Say 'Three' and a bride looks at her mirror
Say 'Four' and women wash clothes by the stream
Shit! This is driving me up the wall!
Hey, you two!
What the heck
Master, Master?
Master!
Master, Master
Master
Master!
Master...
Oh, Not bad!
All right Way to go...
How many tear drops so far?
Sister, 999 drops Good job
One more guy tomorrow and we are done?
Bingo! It'll be one thousand drops then
Finally ascending to the Nirvana tomorrow?
Wow! Narvana!
Narvana!
Sister, it's Nirvana
Narvana!
Repeat after me, Nir!
Nir!
Vana!
Nirvana!
Narvana!
Say rice!
Lice!
Rice!
Lice!
You don't do anything right so do as you please
Bitch!
Master, Master
Hello
Shit, you stupid whore!
You give me the creeps
Get a grip!
No human being will avenge a ghost's grievance these days
Wait for that and you'll be stuck in this lousy world
For real?
Do I look that scared?
Tell us something we don't know
Don't stop now
Come on! Move it!
Assassin, assassin assassin
It's time to teach you boys the Ultimate Swordsmanship
The Ultimate Swordsmanship
You guys are to use it against the enemies with high inner karma
Remember you
first need to break their inner balance
Break what?
Inner balance!
Why not say inner stupidity
Watch this
Watch
Kawabanga!
Abracadabra!
What kind of freaking exorcism is that?
Why don't we switch our day jobs?
No matter how good you are if you lose inner balance
you lose
- Two! - Three!
Von!
You short-tongued freak
Get your hand ready!
It's three this time
- Listen to me morons - Shut up, you all!
- Shut it before I rip up - I'm a possessed shaman
that big mouth of yours!
- Quiet - Two...
One
Damn!
I told you, asshole
- Damn - Frustrating
Do something
A friend of mine got himself a house after listening to me
Pity me stuck here with dumbass assassins
who can't even win this game
What are you mumbling about?
What do you know about this game!
I don't
That's not what I mean you moron
What are you doing in front of a noble lady?
Going to violate me with the knife?
Dream on Old lady
What the...
What?
What kind of an idiotic assassin
loses his sword?
Beware of ghosts SOBs
They're so full of grievances
If you aren't careful they'll eat you alive
I don't think this is the way?
You morons get lost on the paths you travel every day?
That's why ninjas eat you for lunch
Even the cook looks down on me now
What the hell are you looking at?
This is not the way
Let's go
Are you two going out?
Why don't you guys try to make out here then
What are you looking at?
Lose the attitude you SOB's
Damn those wolves
Yo-yee
do you know why I rarely draw my sword?
I don't want to know you moron
It was exactly 10 years ago
Soldiers revolted in the royal court
Princess Jeong-rin and I who were to get married
We're now on the run
I was a top warrior and her bodyguard
We ran away as far as Ji-ri San
But I had to face the 17 best assassins of the nation
in one last stand-off
Damn it...
Princess Rin
I decided then...
I understood what her last words were
I'll never draw my sword in vain again
Rin!
Big Brother!
Yo-yee, Yo-yee!
Don't cry on me
Yo-yee!
Brother!
Dumb and dumber putting on a show
Can't believe I'm their hostage
Let it go you bastards
One more to go and not even
a cockroach is in sight
Who peed here?
Not me
Look at the color
Oh, finally, Our meal is here Looks juicy
Oh my!
Look at my enchanting body
I didn't know
- Look at my body - Who's gonna rub my back?
Someone might want me as their concubine
Look at my enchanting body~
What is that funny thing on your head?
What's underneath?
Take it out
Darn it!
Told you to take it out you wimp
It's really nothing...
This guy is retarded
That panty hasn't been washed for long time
Enjoy the aroma?
Give it back
Get it now?
That was great
A job well done, girls
No we gotta thank you
Well said
Glad that you know
So we're going to Heaven tomorrow?
Heaven, baby!
Where's the tear gourd?
Gave it to you yesterday
It's on top of the altar
Are you out of your mind? You wenches
Something always goes wrong at the end
What's that?
Looks like liquor
Liquor?
Watch out what you touch
you idiots
Can't help it These retards don't grow on me
Give me a sip
You pilfering thieves with no morals
This liquor tastes drab
You sons of bitches!
Stop right there
you dirty bastards!
Oh my rotten luck
You scoundrels!
Done with running you wimps?
What's going on?
You lowly ghost!
Do you know who I am?
Do you have any idea
what you just drank?
No we couldn't possibly...
Who told you to talk back to me?
What shall I do with you?
What did I tell you You idiots?
Told you not to touch it
What are you looking at?
I didn't touch a single drop
Get rid of him first
Hold it
Could you...
hold it for few days?
I have the rest to collect...
Playing games with me?
On second thought, go on
Stop this nonsense!
Talk about your loud and filthy mouth
Who are you calling bitch
Do I look like a chopped liver to you?
Tell me about it Are you going to hit me now?
I'm a ghost not a human
Oh well... you're right
Knew you would you retard
Stupid bitch
You've been around the block haven't you?
I had some fun
because I could, you barf face
Yeah, I could've been a surrogate mother
Let it go, you hag
- Would you if you were me? - This bitch is insane
How dare she
Hit her before she gets to you
Swipe her legs
Pull out her hair
Let go, you wench
Who's laughing now?
Told you to watch it
Today is your lucky day shorty
She must've been a school bully
girls!
Those worthless scum
Drank what we gathered for the last 3 years
in one fell swoop
No freaking way for us
to ascend to heaven now
What's gotten into everyone?
Listen to me, kiddo
You take care of this guy and we ascend to the Paradise
If you don't
that gorilla over there
He's gonna get it
Got it?
To-ryong!
Sa-ryong! Can't you read?
To-ryong means worm you fools
Might as well move and start over
Found a clean house nearby with a good price
You don't know between earthworm and snake
Did you even go to kindergarten?
And you call yourself an assassin?
Everyone is driving me nuts
Hurry up!
Our thanks to the ladies and gentleman
who have graced us their presence today...
Today's special event!
Mademoiselle Luscious!
Gung-ye!
Welcome gentlemen
Full of juicy girls today
Your usual?
Premium liquor with calamari
Will do!
Is Sa-ryong here?
Sa-ryong?
He's a regular and in a VIP room
What shall I tell him?
Never mind
Cheers!
Irregular payments and we know
these aren't permanent positions either
You guys b, b... bitch and mo, mo... moan
- Told you I didn't want to be in on it - You are the one who started it
W... when?
What are you looking at?
Big Brother I'm innocent
Handsome hunks waiting to get acquainted
- Come on! - Let go of my hand!
Little girl! You go home now
Gung-ye!
She's a hottie! Get her
Get lost, you scum!
Ouch, ouch!
Watch it, you scum!
Abracadabra
Oh, yes
Oh, my God. Oh... Oh... Oh...
Ouch, it hurts
Yo-yee
Yo-yee!
Hey!
Yo-yee!
Big Brother, run!
Ado Ado
Hori Hori!
Ommami Bemi Ommami Bemi...
It doesn't work
Run for you life moron!
You call this swordsmanship?
Got some zits in your balls?
Want me to scratch them for you?
Stupid fools...
We sent a bunch of posers and pretenders to avenge us
- They can't do anything right - You call yourself a man?
We've sent them to avenge us...
- But they can't do nothing - I should've known
- But where's the ball? - They were imbeciles
- Should have known... - If they got that SOB
we would have ascended to the heavens
- Idiots - Tell me about it...
- What the hell were they doing? - You guys are
- Animals! Animals - They probably did this all day
Look at us now...
- What are we going to do? - I'm going to move
Those idiots were our last hope
This is all you do after running away?
I'm disappointed
How about Dal-rae?
No parents now and she has only you
Why don't we teach...
the Supernatural Swordsmanship to them?
Not much time you know Those Chinese bastards are
about to return to their country too
These fools don't
even know the basics
Instructors to the front!
Fall in!
Go get her!
Get down!
What are you doing? Go get her!
Oh my head
Lunge!
Okay...
Can't hear you Hey, guys!
Are you gonna do it right or not?
Slice in the air!
Okay!
not bad!
Ya!
Do you know why I rarely draw my sword?
Again? I know! Don't tell me
It was exactly 10 years ago
Rin!
Ye-rang!
Please don't cry
You retards
Just kill me so I don't have to see this
What's this!
Damn it!
What's that?
Ghosts don't get much sun
I want to get a tan
Get me some more oil
Why did you pick me?
Because...
you were the only one left
Are you a lefty?
Why did you pick me?
you cutey! What's your nickname?
Minesweeper taking care of ugly girls
We taught you the Supernatural Swordsmanship
'cause you're our last hope
As you know We were murdered by Sa-ryong
The Chinese assassin
I don't know how this can be
How can Chinese people kill someone
and get away with it
Tomorrow...
He is planning on going back to his country
I hope you guys get him
so we can ascend to heavens
That'll be all!
Ouch
Blood!
What's up with your piss?
Must be sick
Blood and pus since yesterday
Master
please open your eyes! Master!
What happened?
Talk to me in human language
We did it!
What?
Let's go get those scumbags who threaten the well-being
of China and Korea Let's avenge the deaths of our own
Yes!
- Sa-ryong is dead - I saw it coming
That prick prancing about in a foreign country
Beg my father for forgiveness
He'll forgive you
Where did you get these clothes?
- Don't you pity Dal-rae? - Is this a real sword?
Hey! Don't do that
Yo-yee! do you...
understand what I'm saying?
No, he doesn't understand Chinese
Really?
Of course
I'm going to...
be rich now
We'll get our own house and I can live with you too?
You seem happy
Of course I am Aren't you, brother?
Me?
Me too
It's ticklish
Yo-yee
- Bury her! - Will do
Don't worry you'll live Cotton balls on the end
Yo-yee, Yo-yee!
This is what those Chinese bastards use
- They buried a child - Damn bastards
They should be hanged
How dare they kill a little girl?
Dal-rae! Dal-rae Dal-rae!
Dal-rae! Dal-rae
Dal-rae!
Dal-rae...
Dal-rae!
Dal-rae! Dal-rae!
Dal-rae, get up
You can get up
Dal-rae! Dal-rae!
Dal-rae you have to live on
Cham cham cham!
- Does it hurt? - A bit
Get ready
Hold on, Big Sis...
Not ready yet
Told you to get ready
Do over
Cham cham cham!
- You're dead! - Okay, you win
Hold it I wanted to do this too
Told you I got it
Hey, look over there
Huh?
Hey! Hey!
Let me go
- Do you know who I am? - Please
- I won't stand this - Please
Who are you?
Lost my shoes
Hey!
Talking to you you psycho!
Get ready It's my turn
- This kid says she lost her shoes - Shoes my ass
Get ready!
Argh!
Dal-rae! Dal-rae!
Dal-rae!
where are you?
You're here, right?
Dal-rae, where are you?
Dal-rae!
What happened?
Has anybody seen my little sister?
You mean 'Has any ghost?'
Isn't that her?
What's wrong?
Can't see her
Sis, I guess she hasn't opened her heart yet
Yes, that's what happens with ghosts
Th... then
Can you tell me what she looks like?
Almost as pretty as I am
Get real Hey, you SOB's
- Ho-pyo will be tried in court today - What trial!
- He'll get off scot-free - Not a fair world, is it?
What are we gonna do about our poor Dal-rae?
Poor thing
- What kind of trial was that! - Poor thing
Because this was an accident that
happened during the course of carrying out official duties
Ho-pyo is innocent
I believe the ghosts were behind the assassins
who killed Sa-ryong
What?
It's strange that
the spirit of Dal-rae
who just died
was there too
You don't need
to burn the house for cockroaches
I have a good plan
Take everything here!
Yes!
Why does it looks so disorganized?
Talk about yourself
Yo-yee!
Bring back Dal-rae
you barbarians!
Bring back Dal-rae
Dal-rae
You bastards!
Bring back Dal-rae
What's going to happen with Dal-rae?
She's done
She can't ascend to heavens then?
You idiots
Her corpse has to be found and buried in a sunny place
So she can go to heaven
The ghosts' cremated ashes are gone
They're finished too
Then we need to find her body
and the cremated ashes?
Now we're talking!
Where do you think you're going?
You think you got 9 lives?
You promised to let me go after this
Even ninjas don't lie
You moron
These incompetent and cowardly assassins!
I think...
it's diarrhea
Be right back
Enough is enough
you kidders!
Get them!
It looks scary
You look scarier
Just get rid of these
Get away
Get away I say
You SOB's Nature is calling me
Told you not to overdo it
you idiot
It's not going to work twice
Hey!
Dal-rae!
Dal-rae, Dal-rae!
Bastards
Dal-rae, my pretty sister...
Dal-rae!
You bastards and sons of bitches
That little pest is still crying
Shut up!
We've all come to this because of her
How long till sunrise?
Just a little
Wonder how they're doing
Their heads are...
probably heading this way
Where did she go?
Shouldn't we go check them out?
- They're doing it for us - Should we?
How about the exorcist?
Just a few hours left till our ascension...
Yo-yee
Brother
Yo-yee
Yo-yee! Yo-yee...
I have a last request
I really want to crap before I die
Want to feel light going to the other side
Please!
I bet you haven't seen this
I didn't do much
Take this!
Ommami Bemi Ommami Bemi...
Hyang-yi...
You should run away too
Quick!
Told you to leave! Argh!
Hyang-yi...
Told you to leave
Why did you come back...
Damn it
Ah! Hyang-yi
You Koreans...
Your sister was looking for you
when she died
Yo-yee!
No, Yo-yee no...
No! Yo-yee
Yo-yee
Dal-rae
You've become so much prettier
Dal-rae...
I'm sorry
I'm really sorry
I couldn't protect you
Please...
be happy
Yo-yee
I'll see you soon enough
Yo-yee
Can I stay here
and live with you?
You promised
You said we could live together
after you become rich
I don't want to send you either
The Sun is rising...
I'm going now
Thanks, shaman!
Don't you cry for me
- Be happy - See you soon!
I won't forget your innocent eyes
Thanks and bye!
I'll be waiting for you!
Yo-yee! Yo-yee!
- Yo-yee! - Dal-rae!
Say 'One' and an old lady lifts her cane
Say 'Two' and a bean-curd seller rings his bell
Goodbye, Dal-rae!
Goodbye!
Hyang-yi...
Hyang-yi... Hyang-yi
Hyang-yi... Hyang-yi... Hyang-yi
Hyang-yi!
Hyang-yi
Hey, you guys!
What life we have
Why did he have to drop it here?
Found it!
Yes!
- Big Brother! We found it - Be careful
We found it!
What are you doing?
Told you to find the ring
What are you eating?
Nothing...
You got until sunset
One guy is sleeping even
Hyang-yi!
Hey!
Spit it out!
Take it out
Spit it out...
Eh?
What is it?
Looks like liquor
Don't touch something you don't know about
Sorry! He's a rookie and doesn't know anything
We didn't drink it
I didn't drink it
We sure didn't!
Let's go!
Good work, boys
I'm ascending to heavens
I'll keep in touch
I won't forget you boys
Yes, sir
Hey!
Isn't that my tear drop bottle?
No!
For the past 3 years!
Told you
not to put it there you moron!
I'll have your heads!
Damn it...
Retreat for now!